...and man, I do not feel so good. It’s going to be a long night.

I for one do not believe you. Please post a Youtube video of you accomplishing this bombastic feat?

Was it one of the huge watermelons, Caleb, or was it a wimpy small ones shaped more like a basketball? Did you add Vodka to it first?

Show us the money!

Speaking of Vodka. I did about four shots of Vanilla Vodka in one minute last night…long story really short….DO NOT SHOOT VANILLA VODKA!

Man I thought I was going to be making trips to the bathroom all night with all that delicious sugar water but I guess my body needed it after training.

I would say it was an average-sized one. I still don’t recommend eating half a watermelon to anyone but I don’t put it past myself to do again. And no, no vodka first! If that were the case I surely would’ve spilled all the watermelon over my keyboard about halfway into it.

And I will take ur advice Jonathan on the vanilla vodka! whoa.

I just bought another watermelon earlier tonight. It is 11:49pM and I am going to start cutting the new one up in a few minutes. Self: prepare yourself!

Seen a video where some russian dude drinks 0.5l bottle of vodka in about 20sec. Now thats mad.

i challenge everyone here to a watermelon eating contest, if you want to take part comment back and well send in videos and see who can do it in the fastest time. and i meen a WHOLE watermelon….beleive me for a “slim” ufc critic…i can eat with the best of them

I have a feeling such a challenge would be very boring to watch. But it would be delicious.